Generic and special laws of laptop relativity
The Atlassian blog just published an theory on Laptop Relavitity. This law, which I have observed myself, is exactly why I think coders should not use laptops for coding. Since desktops rarely have much velocity they are much less affected by the general relativity law, and never by special relativity because public transport workers never let people on the train with a desktop. Especially not if it's as big as mine.
